I am an English teacher for class 8 standard ... I love to wear sarees to school .... My Midriff gets a lot of attention , I mostly cover my navel , but sometimes while writing on the board my belly button gets exposed . Many times i have overheard students talking about it , or giggling looking at it .Once i had caught a student in the act of staring at my navel , i told him to stand up sternly, and went to him while covering my belly. He said "Ma'am there is an insect in your navel and i was getting scared to tell you "I did not believe him at once , but later i was sceptical , because 2 more students joined in saying there was actually an insect In there . the Student whom i told to stand up was Sujoy .So Sujoy was constantly saying i will remove it . So i uncovered just my navel region .Sujoy took his pen and started poking my navel . i got irritated that why is he tickling my navel in front of the whole class ... So i told Sujoy to stop it ,but he continued. As i was getting tickled in my navel i was giggling which was making my belly wobble ... Sujoy tole me to stay still but i was not able to so he told his class mates to hold me tight , in all this my belly was bare and was held by three boys . Sujoy was narrating to me to let me know what was going in my belly button and told me to keep my hands on my head . It was a ridiculous sight to see ... me With my hands on my head , belly held my 3 hefty gorgie porgie guys :P . While this sujoy chap poking and swriling his pen inside my navel , and me squirming and twisting with the whole class of 25 students laughing and giggling and commenting .... This made me close my eyes , so i dont know if there was actually an insect or they just took my case real bad .... but they said ohh the insect just flew while my eyes were shut !!! .... Sujoy then blew some air from his mouth , just to make me sure that its clean ..... God help me from these brats .... :|
Guru-ji: See Anita, there is some block in your vaginal path and I also noticed a couple of hemorrhoids. As I had little medical knowledge, I looked at Guru-ji with a confused face and realizing that he explained me. Guru-ji: Look Anita, your do not have a major physical problem, which could hinder pregnancy. But the smaller obstacles sometimes cause a bigger problem. Maha-yagya will help you get rid of the negative factors in your body, as I told you before also. In fact, Maha-yagya will help you prepare both physically and spiritually for pregnancy and make your vaginal path smooth and cure you of your problems. A yagya will make my vaginal path smooth? I was a bit puzzled hearing that and wanted to know more. Me: But Guru-ji how can a yagya cure me? Guru-ji: Anita my dear, Maha-yagya is not just sitting in front of the fire, chant mantras, and worshipping. It's much more than that and you have to be fully involved in it. You just keep faith on me and leave the rest to...
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