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The Masseuse and Her Client

Alan always hated it when they asked, “Do you prefer a man or a woman?” Alan had gone to massage therapists for many years. He was a workaholic who brought worry upon himself, and while others might carry their stress in their stomachs, he carried his in his body. His muscles often were a ball of tension that even his foam roller at home could not work ​out. He hated their question nearly as much as the phrase ​that ​every masseuse he had ever had said to him after a massage: “How do you feel?” “Sir, do you prefer a man or woman?” the receptionist on the other end of the phone repeated. If he said he preferred a man, did that mean he was sexist? If he said he preferred a woman, did it imply he was a creep who found something sexually sensual in his deep-tissue massages? Did it mean he was a fool who expected a “happy ending”? “No preference,” is what he usually said. Sometimes, he would add, “Whoever is best at relaxing muscles.” Alan surprised himself today when he told ...

My Husband’s Best Friend

Bob and David had been friends since they were jerking-off to Spice Girls and Alanis Morissette album covers back in the day (Meanwhile, I was rubbing myself cross-eyed over visions of Bob and David jerking-off to Alanis). When it came time to do more than masturbate, I found it impossible to choose one, so I literally flipped a coin and started spreadin’ ‘em for Bob. Dave was typically great about it. He would go for a long walks to nowhere while his two best buds boned in the back of his car. Wow, what a patient and lovely person he was (some of the stains never came off those leather seats). We also boned in his room when his parents were away. The day we got married, Bob boned me in the Narthex while Dave distracted the priest with a string of questions about the 7 th  Ecumenical Council. Of course he was our best man. As I looked over at him, I wondered whether he was the “best man” period. Well, too late to worry about that now. Besides, at that precise moment, I could feel...

Massaging Her Vajayjay

Meredith Miller was fuming and marching up and down the room cursing and swearing like a sailor. “How could a stupid fucking rental company lease the same apartment to two people,” she cried banging her fist on the wall. The agent didn’t quite know what to say it was just that two different agents had worked on the deals and somehow there was a cock-up. “I’ve talked to Mr. Rhodes and he’s naturally as upset as you are, he’s coming over in half an hour to talk it over with you – he seems a reasonable sort of chap – unfortunately I have an appointment to show another property so I won’t be able to stay.” with this he made a very quick exit with Meredith calling, “Dirty rotten fucking coward,” after him. It wasn’t a great day for her, she’d pulled a muscle in her leg and it was throbbing all the time and she’d learned that her bank balance was not quite as healthy as she thought. The apartment was furnished and so she was able to sit back in rather a comfortable chair and wait impatientl...

Cousin Mary Plays Dirty Pool

Mary is quite a plain name, and Drew, her second cousin, thought it suited her fine. She wasn’t ugly or fat but her hair, her glasses – everything about her lacked style, it was like as if she’d been frozen in time. They used to meet once a year at the Whittier family Christmas gathering. It was quite an affair and created a dilemma for grandma as the house only had four bedrooms and the basement to accommodate them all. But she loved having them there and it was more the merrier as far as she was concerned. Probably because they had never shown the slightest interest in each other the family decided that it would be quite safe for Drew and Mary to sleep in the basement together – in sleeping bags of course. It was one large room with a pool table and a collection of armchairs and that was about all. However there was a small bathroom and that’s where Mary went at bed time to wash up and change. When she emerged Drew was quite surprised at how she looked. It was if she’d had a ...

The office trip

Hi Hi Guys, I am Sneha, Let me describe myself, I am married, 33 years old, having no kid, I am 5.7ft, 60wt, Fair, Slim personality, with fair complexion. My vital status is 34 28 34. I am a yoga Teacher and working for a company it’s a domestic BPO where I am working as a Senior Manager. My hubby works for reputed company and we both enjoy sex. We planned much time sex with others but scared of reputation and society. As I can’t bear a child, I insist my hubby to get marry other lady. But he said no for that. At the same time he gives me full permission to enjoy sex with others if opportunity is there. I am just explaining one of the opportunities or no way chance which I got in my office meet at Delhi. Let me tell you I have been forced for sex by group of guys while I was waiting for Cab. I had been for purchasing after my office meet and missed bus. And at the same time Delhi was new to me so I prefer to take cab. It was fortunate or unfortunate; I really don’t know one of my co...

My hot young Secretary

This is the story of 2010. I was then 51 and she was 33. She is a very attractive woman with a son and the husband had left her. Was coming from a respectable family in the suburbs. She was introduced to me by a friend asking me to find her a job in a computer based company so that she could learn computers to work her way up as an efficient secretary. My friend who introduced her to me was 54 but we both look like in early forties. One would say naughty forties. Apparently my friend had sex with her several times and told me that she was of not flirting type. My friend’s family lived in New Zealand and only he was in Colombo Sri Lanka working hard as a top Company executive on a expat salary. Since he was alone she had paid him a visit and the first visit turned out to be continued with several later. My friend was leaving for New Zealand and wanted me to find her a job in a Computer based company in good faith. So I interviewed her and found she was really good in her work and de...

My Wife Get a Massage Parlor Surprise

Martha joined a workout club and also has a massage every two to three weeks at a massage parlor about 10 miles out of town. She has always enjoyed getting massages but is somewhat shy and always has had a female masseuse. Let me describe Martha to you: She has small breasts with thick nipples, an incredibly sexy body and a very thick hairy bush. Her ass is nice and firm and very, very sensitive as are her nipples. I have given her massages at home and when I start rubbing her ass she immediately starts getting hot and her pussy gets very wet. I have gotten the same reaction when I massage her nipples and it has always led to us making love. Although she has only been with a few other men, I have secretly wondered what it would be like to see her getting fucked by somebody else, especially a man with a huge cock. Her pussy is quite tight but when I eat her before entering her she gets very wet and loose and I can enter her full length in one stroke without any problem. I have always b...